Sunday, November 9, 2008
Welcome to The Daily Update-Evening News with me, Lilah Morgan, executive CEO of MangoChannel.
On the Mango Times Front page, it says that there is a cockroach infestation in the island of HumunukuagwaAhhh, Hawaii. The residents there have been told to evacuate the island ASAP and leave it barren except for the cockroaches. But, no airlines have dared to enter the island to escort the residents out. Because of this, the government of HumunukuagwaAhhh have decided to give any Airline $1000000000000(rupia) for transporting them FOC. Thankfully, MangoAirlines have arrived and gotten the money and flew. But on the way to Africa, the crew hijacked the plane, took the money and ran away, leaving thousands of residents on the plane on autopilot with less fuel. Thankfully they landed safely in Bangladeshii.For this, MangoAirlines will be sued a total of $10.
Also in the city of Malibu, Lindsay Lohan went to Rehab again. This time, she went with her mother, father and mother in the name of Shesay, Hesay and Bindsay Lohan respectively. It is told that they will be staying there for about 2 to 89 years.
Now for sports news. It is said that the next WorldLifeSportingForGayEmoes competition will be held in the isolated island of Ghumentia, Bumberry. All the best emo's in the world will meet each other there for the final faceoff to see who can be emo the longest. The winner will be recieving an Emo funbag(worth 60 EmoDollars) and the trophy for "TheBestGayEmoInTheWorld". Last years winner was someone who treats his friends like shit and loves Zac Efron and is only 12 yars old. His Particulars will not be mentioned.
Thats all the time I have. Thank you for tuning in to the MangoChannel(84.1389fm). I'm Lilah Morgan
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